- when girls absent-mindedly twiddle or plait their hair
- when you compliment a girl on some thing and their face just Lights Up
- when a girl does the Hair Thing you know when they pick their hair up and put it to the side and mess it around it makes me gay
- when a girl is really passionate about something and they get so happy when they talk about the thing and you could just listen for hours
- early morning voice?? SIGN ME UP??
- when girls just randomly outta the blue compliment you on something because they’re angels
- when a girl is laughing really hard and just can’t stop and is just the definition of angelic
- when a girl is just like,,, so kind,,, what did I do to deserve them
- girls
- girls make me gay
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a list of things that make me Extra Gay
When a girl curls up with her head on another girl’s lap and the other girl gets to gently touch her face and stroke her hair is that soft and beautiful or what
things I want but will never ask for:
- you to text me first
- blowing up my phone bc you miss me
- forehead kisses
- back rubs
- hugs from behind
- calling me “your girl”
- sending me songs that make you think of me
- playing with my hair while I fall asleep
- “did you remember to…” texts
- holding my hand all the time
- morning sex
- reassurance that you love me
- dancing in the kitchen
- late night talks about life
- silly pictures
- breakfast dates
y’know when you’re writing
and you realize that you’ve been writing
in past tense and present tense
and you want to rip your hair out
so you have to go through everything
and make sure they’re all in the same tense
yeah i hate that
pretty intense
i swear to fucking god i will rip your throat out
no need to be so tense
FUCK.
The tension is rising
things I want but will never ask for:
- you to text me first
- blowing up my phone bc you miss me
- forehead kisses
- back rubs
- hugs from behind
- calling me “your girl”
- sending me songs that make you think of me
- playing with my hair while I fall asleep
- “did you remember to…” texts
- holding my hand all the time
- morning sex
- reassurance that you love me
- dancing in the kitchen
- late night talks about life
- silly pictures
- breakfast dates
I’m not the girl your mother warns you about. I won’t kiss your best friend or break your heart. I won’t make you choose between what you love to do & me. I’m not cold. I’m not reckless. I will love you more than anything. I will kiss you when you cry. I will stand by your side until you decide otherwise.
A tradition
In peacetime, the ruler grows their hair long. In war, they cut it short.
A ruler with long hair is held in great esteem, for defending the peace.
The traditional declaration of war is for the ruler to send their cut-off hair to the enemy ruler. The statement carries greater weight the longer the hair: to receive long hair says that you have angered one who is slow to anger, that you have incurred a wrath not easily woken.
Violent war-mongering leader frantically and aggressively tries to shave just a LITTLE hair off the top of their head into an envelope.
A faraway king receives a heavy wooden crate filled with a coil of the longest hair he has ever seen.
A despised ruler finds hundreds of pounds of cut-off ponytails at her castle entrance, each one belonging to her own people.
A young emperor refuses to cut their hair and insists on trying to make peace with invaders. The enemy leader steps forward, draws their blade, and cuts the emperor’s hair themselves.
Hellen cuts her hair off and throws it in Cathy’s face at her son’s soccer scrimmage.
I laughed too hard not to reblog this.
- Police: let me check your pockets!
- Girl: why?
- Police: *checks the girl to find class A drugs*
- Police: right you're under arrest
- Girl: no, it's not my fault honestly. Whenever I was to flush them down the toilet they always ended up back in my pockets...
- Police: obviously I don't believe that
- Girl: I'll prove it to you if you want?!
- Police: *hands the girl the drugs and laughs*
- Girl: *puts the drugs in the toilet and flushes*
- Police: let me check your pockets then
- Girl: what for?
- Police: the drugs?...
- Girl: what drugs?
women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby
important
shout this loud.
